1 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:18,139 Take some notes here, son. I'm falling about like a devil's ball. I'm a 2 00:00:18,140 --> 00:00:20,980 ball in the middle of the day in a strange hotel. 3 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:24,960 And let me tell you that. And he'll take you downtown. 4 00:00:47,050 --> 00:00:48,100 Tom? 5 00:00:50,470 --> 00:00:51,630 Debra! Hi! 6 00:00:52,050 --> 00:00:53,590 Oh my god! 7 00:00:53,890 --> 00:00:55,030 Good to see you, Tom! 8 00:00:55,580 --> 00:00:59,320 Good to see you. Oh, Deborah Simons. Oh, my God. It's unbelievable. 9 00:00:59,321 --> 00:00:59,979 I know. 10 00:00:59,980 --> 00:01:03,139 It's so weird running into you like this. I was literally just thinking 11 00:01:03,140 --> 00:01:04,359 you the other day. Oh, really? 12 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:08,720 Yes. Yeah, I read that article on your work at the gallery. Oh, you saw that? 13 00:01:08,721 --> 00:01:12,599 Yeah. Yeah. Was it the Herald or the Telegraph? The Telegraph. The Telegraph, 14 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:14,710 yes. My wife was reading it over breakfast. 15 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:17,840 I glanced over. I see a picture, and it's like, ah, ah, ah. 16 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:19,290 Wow. 17 00:01:19,291 --> 00:01:22,699 Halfway through the article, my wife turns the page. She doesn't realize I'm 18 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,759 reading it, you see. And I say, hang on a minute. 19 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:29,119 I say, that's a girl that I went to school with. And she says, well, you can 20 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:32,319 have the paper in a minute when I'm finished. I'm like, no, just come on, 21 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:34,339 read it now. Let me take me like, what, 30 seconds. 22 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:36,879 She's like, look, I'm reading at the moment. When I'm finished with it, you 23 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,159 have it. And I'm like, come on, I just want to read it now. I have to get off 24 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,759 work. And she says, don't you raise your voice at me. And I'm like, hey, I 25 00:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,260 wasn't raising my voice at you. 26 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:49,539 And I wasn't. And she's like, well, if you want to read it, then just fucking 27 00:01:49,540 --> 00:01:52,680 have it. And she throws it in my face, like hard. 28 00:01:52,681 --> 00:01:53,849 And I'm like. 29 00:01:53,850 --> 00:01:55,269 What is your problem, Karen? 30 00:01:55,270 --> 00:01:56,910 She's like, who's Karen? 31 00:01:57,850 --> 00:02:00,410 Oh, my God, no one. 32 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:05,069 She's like, well, Tom, obviously it isn't just no one. And I'm like, look, 33 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:08,860 for Christ's sake, just calm down. She's like, don't you tell me to calm down. 34 00:02:09,009 --> 00:02:13,609 Who is she? And I'm like, she's just a girl that I work with. Are you sleeping 35 00:02:13,610 --> 00:02:14,289 with her? 36 00:02:14,290 --> 00:02:16,350 No. Are you sleeping with her? No. 37 00:02:17,650 --> 00:02:20,390 Don't you lie to me. Are you having sex with her? Linda, 38 00:02:21,150 --> 00:02:22,750 I'm not having sex with Karen. 39 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:28,350 And anyway, she packed her bags, and I haven't seen her for about two months. 40 00:02:32,770 --> 00:02:36,090 And I wasn't having sex with Karen. 41 00:02:37,430 --> 00:02:43,410 I got a handjob off her at the Christmas party, but that's... Wow! 42 00:02:45,970 --> 00:02:47,230 Deborah Simons! 43 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:09,780 But... For fuck's sake. 44 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:17,399 And this one's also part of the deal. It's got a pillow surfer top, which is 45 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,199 good. You know, it's got the same base as the others, but it gives you a little 46 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,250 bit more spring. 47 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:22,450 Great. 48 00:03:22,890 --> 00:03:26,070 Do you mind if we, um, if we just get a feel for him? 49 00:03:26,990 --> 00:03:28,230 No, sure. Please. 50 00:03:45,670 --> 00:03:46,720 What's wrong? 51 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:48,320 Nothing. 52 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:55,299 Well, I'm ovulating at the moment, so we've only got a really small window of 53 00:03:55,300 --> 00:03:56,350 opportunity here. 54 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:00,130 I'm really tired. 55 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:03,340 I thought you wanted to have kids. 56 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:06,280 I do, I just... Just what? 57 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:07,820 What, Keith? What? 58 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:09,230 I don't know. 59 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,699 I thought I'd be somewhere else at 35, that's all. What is that supposed to 60 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:14,750 mean? Nothing. 61 00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:20,049 Do you want to be somewhere else, or would you rather be with someone else? I 62 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:22,529 don't want to have this conversation right now. Oh, you never want to have 63 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:25,370 conversation. Stop it, Julie. Stop it. 64 00:04:25,371 --> 00:04:29,209 Stop it. Remember what we talked about. You're making me do this. You know what 65 00:04:29,210 --> 00:04:31,430 the doctor said. Please, Julie, stop it. 66 00:04:31,990 --> 00:04:33,910 I want to have a baby. 67 00:04:39,890 --> 00:04:42,510 We love it. 68 00:04:43,190 --> 00:04:44,710 Is this a post -traumatic? 69 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:48,300 Yeah. 70 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:50,400 It's very comfortable. 71 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:52,170 Hello? 72 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:12,420 Ah, hello. Is that Mr. Jones? 73 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:14,070 Ah, yes, it is. 74 00:05:19,470 --> 00:05:22,180 your son, Jason, and another boy from Jason's class, 75 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:23,820 Davy Smithston. 76 00:05:24,050 --> 00:05:26,610 And I must stress, it was purely accidental. 77 00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:28,630 Sorry, Davy who? 78 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:34,949 Smithston. It seems that we're having pretend sword fights in cooking class 79 00:05:34,950 --> 00:05:38,950 a carving night. Sorry, did you say Smithston or Smithston? 80 00:05:39,770 --> 00:05:40,820 Smithston. 81 00:05:41,650 --> 00:05:45,370 Smithston. Yeah, that's it, Davy Smithston. 82 00:05:46,630 --> 00:05:47,680 Smithston. 83 00:05:49,230 --> 00:05:50,310 Funny name, isn't it? 84 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:58,269 Smith... Smith... Smith... Smith... Smith... Smith... 85 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:01,250 Smith... Smith... Smithston. 86 00:06:01,530 --> 00:06:02,580 Smithston. 87 00:06:05,910 --> 00:06:07,190 Davey Smithston. 88 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:13,129 Well, I guess you'll be wanting to head off to the hospital then. Davey 89 00:06:13,130 --> 00:06:16,470 Smithston. I've never heard Jason mention that name. 90 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:25,920 I mean, I can understand if it were Smithton or Smithson. 91 00:06:26,160 --> 00:06:32,980 They roll off the tongue at least, but... I find that incredibly hard to 92 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,090 Can you say it again? 93 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:35,880 One more time? 94 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,640 It seems easier for you for some reason. 95 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:41,820 I'm having real trouble with it. 96 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:51,750 Mr. 97 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:56,330 Jones, you're really sure to head off to the hospital? 98 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:57,890 Yes. 99 00:06:58,280 --> 00:06:59,720 Yes, yes, of course. Thank you. 100 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,050 Mayday? 101 00:07:43,511 --> 00:07:44,959 Ladies 102 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:52,779 and 103 00:07:52,780 --> 00:07:55,919 gentlemen, the following announcement may alarm some, but I do implore you, do 104 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:56,939 not panic. 105 00:07:56,940 --> 00:07:58,780 Has anyone here ever flown a plane? 106 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,840 What? Oh, my God, are we going to die? 107 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,380 Is anyone here a pilot? 108 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:03,799 What happened to your pilot? 109 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,600 Ma 'am, I think I may be of assistance. 110 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:08,880 You two pilots? No, ma 'am. 111 00:08:09,380 --> 00:08:10,430 I'm an actor. 112 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:13,030 What? Yes, but I have flown a plane on screen before. 113 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,060 In a movie? Yes, ma 'am. 114 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:17,979 Telemovie. Well, it's still film. It was a two -part. 115 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:19,819 It's still... They shoot it on film. It's on TV, though. 116 00:08:19,820 --> 00:08:23,460 In a movie? Are you trained? Yes, ma 'am. NIDA for you. Oh, great. 117 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:24,740 Okay, so what's NIDA? 118 00:08:24,741 --> 00:08:28,019 It's... Oh, you've been trained to fly? No. But my friend Carl was with the 119 00:08:28,020 --> 00:08:29,070 Flying Doctors. 120 00:08:29,071 --> 00:08:32,279 Okay, so light aircraft is a little bit different to a Boeing 747, but... No, 121 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:35,678 no, no. He means the TV show, The Flying Doctors. Yeah. I played Dr. Lewis. 122 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:36,729 Good life. No. 123 00:08:36,730 --> 00:08:39,459 Hey, Barbs, when are you going to come fly with me? You remember that? It was 124 00:08:39,460 --> 00:08:40,399 very popular. 125 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:43,399 Your credit card? Yeah, it was like a spin -off series. You don't recognise 126 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,279 It works for a while. You don't recognise it? Oh, my God. 127 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,779 I didn't pay attention to the safety thing. Well, maybe next time you should 128 00:08:47,780 --> 00:08:49,639 take a head -fucking bow to your selfish prick. 129 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:51,679 All right, look, if we don't get in there and give it a shot, then we don't 130 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:52,359 a hope. 131 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:55,739 Sure, we're actors. But we're bloody good ones. Yeah. Right, if that doesn't 132 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:58,239 count for anything, then I don't want a marquee name, which is so typical of the 133 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,200 show. Shut up. 134 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:03,530 Get in there. I'll try to keep everyone calm. 135 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:04,650 That's right. 136 00:09:04,651 --> 00:09:07,109 We should have taken the cruise. 137 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:08,429 I said it was too expensive. 138 00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:11,469 There was a guy on the cruise. Would you like a drink? Okay, how do you want to 139 00:09:11,470 --> 00:09:15,009 play this? Well, I think there's some obvious tension between us. Some sort of 140 00:09:15,010 --> 00:09:17,849 unresolved issue. Yeah, but I think I've got a big heart. Sure. But I carry a 141 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:21,289 dark secret, so what if I slept with your wife years ago before you were 142 00:09:21,290 --> 00:09:22,289 married? Perfect. 143 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:23,340 Yeah, go back. 144 00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:25,160 Let it go, let it go. 145 00:09:26,030 --> 00:09:27,080 Let it go. 146 00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:28,990 Good to go. 147 00:09:31,819 --> 00:09:34,760 Ah, whiskey, tango, bravo, bravo, this is Delta 2. 148 00:09:34,761 --> 00:09:38,079 You have to keep setting autopilot to that speed. 149 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:41,299 What? Well, I can't adjust the navigation compass quickly enough. It's 150 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:43,919 to do that. Calm down. What is with you today? You're a fool. 151 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,359 How do you just accept that Linda and I slept together years ago? We're 152 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,160 childhood sweethearts. You bastard. 153 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:52,620 You idiot, I've got to fly this plane. 154 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,260 You maniac. 155 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,420 Oh, my God, what are you doing? 156 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,489 And that's the moment impact occurred. 157 00:10:16,030 --> 00:10:17,080 They're really good. 158 00:10:17,370 --> 00:10:20,200 I think they'd be great for the role of the brothers. Yeah. 159 00:10:20,210 --> 00:10:24,449 All right, well, yeah, let's call their agents and see if they're still alive 160 00:10:24,450 --> 00:10:26,550 and then bring them in for a read. 161 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:36,410 How are you doing, mate? 162 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:40,050 Tired. Yeah, I'll bet you are. 163 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,490 I thought I might have lost you. 164 00:10:44,390 --> 00:10:46,500 I thought I might have lost my little mate. 165 00:10:47,090 --> 00:10:48,140 Yeah. 166 00:10:48,141 --> 00:10:52,009 You've probably forgotten how all this happened, have you? Do you remember how 167 00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:53,060 all this happened? 168 00:10:53,350 --> 00:10:55,290 Playing sword fights with Davy. 169 00:10:56,010 --> 00:10:57,870 That was silly, wasn't it? 170 00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:02,370 And who's this Davy chap? 171 00:11:03,550 --> 00:11:04,690 Davy Smithston. 172 00:11:05,370 --> 00:11:08,310 Ah, Davy Smithston. 173 00:11:09,010 --> 00:11:11,770 Never heard you talk about him before. 174 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:13,890 He's a mate of yours, is he? 175 00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:15,280 Dad, I'm tired. 176 00:11:15,710 --> 00:11:16,870 Yeah, I bet you are. 177 00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,120 Smithston. 178 00:11:22,230 --> 00:11:23,630 Sure it's not Davy Smith? 179 00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:25,600 No. 180 00:11:26,030 --> 00:11:27,530 And it's not Smithston? 181 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:28,920 No. 182 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:30,990 And it's not Smithston? 183 00:11:35,589 --> 00:11:36,810 Yes, of course it is. 184 00:11:37,290 --> 00:11:40,510 It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue, does it? 185 00:11:40,511 --> 00:11:43,389 Well, you don't seem to have any trouble with it. 186 00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:45,500 And you've supposedly got a brain injury. 187 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:48,710 Will I see out of my eye again? 188 00:11:51,430 --> 00:11:52,480 Probably not, mate. 189 00:11:54,870 --> 00:11:56,130 God, it's hard, isn't it? 190 00:11:57,370 --> 00:11:59,480 I don't know why I struggle with it so much. 191 00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:09,909 Smith, Smith, Smith, like it doesn't want to come out. Smith, Smith, Smith, 192 00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:11,810 Smith, Smith, Smith. 193 00:12:13,850 --> 00:12:15,150 Can I sleep now? 194 00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:17,740 Oh, can't you talk to Dad a little bit longer? 195 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:19,910 But I'm so tired. 196 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:21,370 Everyone's tired, Jason. 197 00:12:21,371 --> 00:12:25,089 Dad, please. Oh, sleep, Dad, you've been sleeping all week, so do nothing but 198 00:12:25,090 --> 00:12:26,140 sleep. 199 00:12:26,690 --> 00:12:33,530 Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith. 200 00:12:38,901 --> 00:12:40,769 Blood stains. 201 00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:42,110 We'll never get these out. 202 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:43,720 Yay. 203 00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:50,750 Drop your index finger. 204 00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:53,660 Drop it. 205 00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:56,970 Snap the wrist on the volley. 206 00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:58,820 But snap it. 207 00:12:59,370 --> 00:13:02,070 Start that turn earlier. Hip and then shoulder. 208 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,200 Okay. 209 00:13:06,930 --> 00:13:07,980 Like five. 210 00:13:13,829 --> 00:13:15,570 Good. Good, we're getting there. 211 00:13:15,571 --> 00:13:17,509 Are we? 212 00:13:17,510 --> 00:13:18,560 Yeah. 213 00:13:19,270 --> 00:13:22,710 You've got to counter -clock that grip on the backhand volley. 214 00:13:23,230 --> 00:13:26,410 Right rotation there and you're good to go. 215 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:30,390 Hey, Dad, Aunty Barbara called again. 216 00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:31,820 Did she? 217 00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:35,850 Yeah. She said that job's still available at the shoe store if I want 218 00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:37,360 Yeah, open. 219 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:48,939 Yeah, you know, maybe I could just go part -time or something and come back on 220 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:49,659 the train. 221 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:50,940 Let me ask you, son. 222 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:53,140 Does Roger Federer sell shoes? 223 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:59,359 No. Well, sort of with endorsements. Does Novak mix training with occasional 224 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,700 shifts in a shoe shop? 225 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:06,739 No. Is Andy Murray fitting orthopaedics for old women and Aunt Barbara's casual 226 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:11,060 shoes? No, sir. If I go down in the morning, will Andy serve me? 227 00:14:11,570 --> 00:14:12,620 No, he will not. 228 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:16,530 Because he will be... Training. 229 00:14:16,531 --> 00:14:20,909 Correct. So how do you expect to beat these guys if you're not training as 230 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:21,749 as they are? 231 00:14:21,750 --> 00:14:22,800 I won't. 232 00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:26,900 Precisely. You can tell Aunty Barbara to stick a job and mind her own business. 233 00:14:28,270 --> 00:14:30,410 Sorry, Dad. I thought I might like it. 234 00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:31,780 Like it? 235 00:14:32,070 --> 00:14:33,790 You'd be up and down all day. 236 00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:36,670 Your knees and back. 237 00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,790 You haven't got the body for it. 238 00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:41,030 Maybe something different, maybe. 239 00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:43,300 I eat something with animals. I like animals. 240 00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:45,290 You're a tennis player, Lenny. 241 00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:48,150 You always will be. 242 00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:54,409 Ever since that day when you were three years old and you came up to me and you 243 00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:59,130 looked up and you said... Help me win Wimbledon, Dad. 244 00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:03,410 Help me win Wimbledon, Dad. 245 00:15:04,010 --> 00:15:06,370 Seriously, Dad, I don't remember saying that. 246 00:15:06,790 --> 00:15:07,840 You know, I do. 247 00:15:08,710 --> 00:15:09,760 Clear as day. 248 00:15:10,730 --> 00:15:12,510 It looked right into my eye. 249 00:15:13,910 --> 00:15:15,010 It was chilling. 250 00:15:16,730 --> 00:15:18,470 And now you want to throw it all away. 251 00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:21,470 You know, 35 years of training, just give up. 252 00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:24,920 When I was a kid, I never even had a tennis racket. 253 00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:26,200 And you know why? 254 00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:30,050 Because I had no interest in tennis at all. None. 255 00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:33,300 Because my parents never brought it to my attention. 256 00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,800 Didn't think their son could win a major. 257 00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:41,290 I vowed I would never make that. mistake with my son. 258 00:15:41,950 --> 00:15:45,650 I would give him every opportunity that I never had. 259 00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:51,350 One day, he could win Wimbledon. 260 00:15:53,130 --> 00:15:57,390 But, I guess I was wrong. 261 00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:04,940 Wait, Dad. 262 00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:08,890 I can do it. 263 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:13,510 Do what? 264 00:16:14,580 --> 00:16:15,630 Win Wimbledon. 265 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:17,880 I can't hear you. 266 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,130 I can Win Wimbledon. I can't hear you. I can Win Wimbledon. 267 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:22,290 Yeah! 268 00:16:44,429 --> 00:16:46,930 Ah, that's cool, Dad. It's very inspiring. 269 00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:49,360 Yeah, it better be. 270 00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:50,640 They're not cheap. 271 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,070 Okay, back to training. 272 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,210 Who's got the gets? 273 00:17:52,430 --> 00:17:54,170 Come on, don't be shy. Who's is this? 274 00:17:55,981 --> 00:17:57,889 Now they're awkward. 275 00:17:57,890 --> 00:17:59,330 Can you see it? Can you see it? 276 00:17:59,950 --> 00:18:01,000 Can you all see it? 277 00:18:11,610 --> 00:18:12,730 No one owns this cave. 278 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,640 Well, it's not mine. Mine has a key. 279 00:18:23,260 --> 00:18:24,310 Key ring, come on. 280 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,450 Wow. 281 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,770 Cold. 282 00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:41,499 Really cold. I thought when we agreed to do this thing, there wasn't going to be 283 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,550 any of this. 284 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,520 Who wants to fuck Keithy, is that it? 285 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:55,000 I'm too disgusting for you, is that it? No, Keith, I think... Oh, yeah, Lynette. 286 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:58,699 Oh, what is it? What is it? A gallery owner can't have sex with an accountant. 287 00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,719 Is that it? 288 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:04,079 Yeah, an art wanker can't have sex with a chinless number cruncher. Is that your 289 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,459 thing? Are you comfortable up there on your high horse? 290 00:19:06,460 --> 00:19:07,510 Is it comfortable? 291 00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:09,190 Screw you, Lynette. 292 00:19:09,820 --> 00:19:10,870 It was you, Nina. 293 00:19:10,871 --> 00:19:13,319 You're too good to go home with Keith, are you? 294 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:18,419 No, I... Yeah, well, newsflash, Nina. I wouldn't fuck you with Max's dick. And I 295 00:19:18,420 --> 00:19:21,959 know for a fact you have weird nipples, because Xavier showed me. And I sent 296 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,799 that photo all around the office. You know our nickname for your work is 297 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:29,679 Fuckhead? Even though we know you have weird nipples, it'll be so easy to make 298 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,819 your nickname something to do with that. But we don't. We just call you 299 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:34,499 Fuckhead. All right, that's enough. 300 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:38,940 Oh, yeah. The lady does pretend too much, me thinks. Looks familiar. 301 00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:40,920 Miss Double Flush. What? 302 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,680 Yeah, Double Flush. 303 00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:46,760 Because that's what I had to do tonight after I went to the bathroom after you. 304 00:19:46,870 --> 00:19:51,029 I wasn't going to say anything, but since you decided Keith's too disgusting 305 00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:54,629 have sex with, after you're dropping those lead nuggets into the bowl... Hey, 306 00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:58,209 just sit here. Oh, yeah, I'm getting the picture now. It's one of you homophobic 307 00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,370 Mr Homophobe over here. 308 00:19:59,371 --> 00:20:02,889 I thought we agreed we were all going to swing both ways tonight. Let's let fate 309 00:20:02,890 --> 00:20:04,870 decide our sexuality tonight, you said. 310 00:20:05,230 --> 00:20:06,280 Yeah, sure. 311 00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,750 Great, if you get pretty boy Max's key. 312 00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:12,809 Yeah, he's halfway there already, but when Keith is holding your key... Oh, 313 00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:15,550 no, time to stay quiet. Stay in the closet, faggot. 314 00:20:15,551 --> 00:20:17,849 You know what? You don't know what you're missing out on, because I would 315 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:22,050 given you the blowjob of your life. Fucking deep throat shit. All right, 316 00:20:22,051 --> 00:20:25,329 I think that's enough. I think you should just go home. Oh, what? Why? So 317 00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:27,149 can have the key party you always wanted to have? 318 00:20:27,150 --> 00:20:30,789 Lynette, so you can have the key party where Keith isn't making everyone feel 319 00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:31,840 sick? 320 00:20:32,390 --> 00:20:33,440 Well, you know what? 321 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:37,049 Fuck you. Even if you had owned up to this key, I would have chucked it back 322 00:20:37,050 --> 00:20:40,780 the bowl. Because I would rather fuck a dead pig than take you home, Lynette. 323 00:20:41,181 --> 00:20:47,809 You know what? Let's clear the air anyway, just so we can be sure what's 324 00:20:47,810 --> 00:20:49,510 on. You stuck -up bitch. 325 00:21:06,050 --> 00:21:07,730 Yes. Yes, it falls off. 326 00:21:10,530 --> 00:21:11,580 It's embarrassing. 327 00:21:15,570 --> 00:21:19,050 But let's not ruin the night. Let's redraw. 328 00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:20,740 Redraw, am I right? 329 00:21:21,930 --> 00:21:23,010 What's it going to be? 330 00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:24,840 Lynette? 331 00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:32,770 Redraw. Yep, I've got all the modcoms. 8C. 332 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:37,239 Lumber support, seat warmers. And it's got a really big boot as well. Yes, I 333 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,180 love this car. I've got one. Ah, great. 334 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:43,299 Do you mind if we take a second just to get a feel for it? Do you want to take 335 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,350 it for a test drive? 336 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,900 No, no, no. Not like that. 337 00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:47,430 Okay. 338 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,040 Left. It's not left. It's left. 339 00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:55,199 It's not left. Left would take us to the mountain. No, left is going to take us 340 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:56,039 to the beach. 341 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,090 Shit! 342 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,820 Shit! That's great. We just missed the exit. 343 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:03,010 Totally. Yes, I know we missed the exit, all right? 344 00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:06,479 I know we missed the exit. We wouldn't have missed the exit if you hadn't been 345 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:11,280 banging on in my ear. Oh, I'm so sorry for trying to help you with directions. 346 00:22:11,281 --> 00:22:15,219 You're not helping me with directions. I mean, I don't even know why we bother. 347 00:22:15,220 --> 00:22:16,270 Neither do I. 348 00:22:16,340 --> 00:22:19,999 Are you yelling at me? No, I'm not yelling at you, no. Are you yelling at 349 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,280 Are you yelling at me? 350 00:22:21,480 --> 00:22:25,339 I'm not yelling at you. Stop raising your voice at me. Oh, what is wrong with 351 00:22:25,340 --> 00:22:26,390 you? What is wrong? 352 00:22:33,100 --> 00:22:34,150 I want a divorce. 353 00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:35,500 All right? I want a divorce. 354 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,570 I want a divorce. 355 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,170 Yeah! 356 00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:48,519 We love 357 00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,920 it. Do you have it in silver? 358 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:51,850 Yeah. 359 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,890 Awesome. 360 00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:55,110 It's luxurious. 361 00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:58,070 Music lessons? 362 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,740 Boring. I learned piano by digging up Rachmaninoff. 363 00:23:01,950 --> 00:23:03,000 and eating his brain. 364 00:23:10,190 --> 00:23:15,009 Firstly, Mr Jones, if I can offer you my condolences for your terrible loss, I 365 00:23:15,010 --> 00:23:17,570 can't imagine what you must be going through. 366 00:23:18,790 --> 00:23:24,089 We were just worried about Jason losing an eye. We never thought we'd lose him 367 00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:25,140 altogether. 368 00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:31,130 Davy's parents had something they wanted to say to you. 369 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:36,300 Our whole family are devastated. 370 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:42,840 We know it was a horrible accident, but also we don't ever want to forget Jason. 371 00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:47,320 That's why we'd like to fund a memorial to him here at the school. 372 00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:54,359 Something to remember him by and something that perhaps will redeem 373 00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:55,700 the name of Smithton. 374 00:24:03,950 --> 00:24:08,810 Yeah, I'm fine. No, I just, um... Yeah, go on. 375 00:24:10,830 --> 00:24:15,350 So, on behalf of, not just Davey, but all Smiths... Ah! 376 00:24:15,790 --> 00:24:16,840 There it is again. 377 00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:22,269 Sorry, I just, uh... Smith... Smithster. Smithster. I just find it very hard to 378 00:24:22,270 --> 00:24:23,710 get my mouth around that name. 379 00:24:23,990 --> 00:24:25,090 How do you say it? 380 00:24:27,070 --> 00:24:28,120 Smithster. 381 00:24:28,450 --> 00:24:29,500 How do you say it? 382 00:24:30,270 --> 00:24:31,320 Smithster. 383 00:24:31,990 --> 00:24:33,040 And you? 384 00:24:38,790 --> 00:24:40,410 Anyway, sorry, you were saying? 385 00:24:40,990 --> 00:24:47,069 Oh, yeah, just that we're all truly devastated and hopefully the memorial 386 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:49,470 in some way help you. Can't get my head around it. 387 00:24:49,810 --> 00:24:55,189 I'm sorry. I just... Smithston, Smithston, Smithston, Smithston. You 388 00:24:55,190 --> 00:24:57,600 a few weeks ago, I'd never heard that name, ever. 389 00:24:57,601 --> 00:25:00,989 I could probably just shut up about it, but I can't. I can't. It's just... 390 00:25:00,990 --> 00:25:04,529 I'm haunted by it. Smithston, Smithston, Smithston, Smithston, Smithston, 391 00:25:04,530 --> 00:25:09,830 Smithston, Smithston, Smithston, Smithston, Smithston, Smithston, 392 00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:13,760 Smithston, Smithston, Smithston, Smithston, Smithston, Smithston. I just 393 00:25:13,761 --> 00:25:17,429 Smithston, Smithston, Smithston. Why is it so hard to say? Why is it even a 394 00:25:17,430 --> 00:25:18,480 name? 395 00:25:22,170 --> 00:25:28,349 So, what sort of memorial are you thinking of? Probably something with 396 00:25:28,350 --> 00:25:29,400 on it. 397 00:25:30,670 --> 00:25:34,810 I suppose somewhere on the plaque would be the name Smith. Smith, of course. 398 00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:42,369 So did you have any ideas about the style of the thing you were 399 00:25:42,370 --> 00:25:46,220 thinking? I suppose the obvious thing would be some kind of plaque or statue. 400 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:48,570 Something that represents him. 401 00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:52,430 A bike. Dave, he said you love riding bikes. I'm sorry. 402 00:25:53,210 --> 00:25:54,260 What are you doing? 403 00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:58,990 I can't even ride it. 404 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,930 Perhaps we should adjourn this to another time. 405 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,790 I'm terribly sorry about all this, Mr. Smith. 406 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:14,580 Call me Tom. 407 00:26:37,230 --> 00:26:41,089 Come down. He's a seven. I'm an 11 and I'm taking him out to land on my landing 408 00:26:41,090 --> 00:26:45,230 strip. My swinging big fist. Like I'm dragging those things. Like a live jack. 409 00:26:45,290 --> 00:26:46,410 Man is an animal. 410 00:26:47,310 --> 00:26:48,770 That dude ain't right. 411 00:26:48,820 --> 00:26:53,370 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0